~My name is dylan~
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skyeribbon:

Current mood: Elmo getting a manicure

aaaaa42:

basically my proposed economic system is exactly like communism except my dick is huge

coonami:

This could be us but you playin

eunnieboo:

usagi for a commissions post i’m making! she’s playing animal crossing :9

swallowthekey: its you

drakeruleseverythingaroundme:

drake rules everything around me

No.

yes for creativity but still no

right now this

evancrossing:

You:

image

Me:

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my computer’s fan is spinning because it is a piece of crap and I though it was the sound of the car speeding up….

mychemicalthomas:

Peer Counseling at #QueensCollege is having a fundraiser at #UNOs tonight! Come out and present this flyer; 20% of your check goes towards the program. Find me and maybe I’ll amaze you with some magic too. Tonight only at UNOs in Bayside! #pizzeriauno @qcpeers

Sitting in my political science class. Earlier I bring up ferguson. Girl talking about kids clothes.

me: What he’s wearing is irrelevant.

girl: What’s happening in ferguson is irrelevant.

me: That’s fucked up.

girl: to this class.

me: politics?

Requested by Anonymous

Did I miss this? When did this happen?

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

I’m gonna need these for my closet sized apartment when I live on my own

chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:

“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce

jesus christ

no it says never give up


I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 

https://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#auto/ja/lettuce